Bob, age unknown

To read this the way Rapper Bob intended, just lay down a beat and the words get blended…. My name is Bob, and my looks make you chuckle; I live with my family on Arbuckle. I met my mom on the street one day; she said, “Well, we can try this, but you’ve got to obey!” I don’t know where I came from, my history is murky. I try to be good, but my mom says I’m “quirky.” I like my treats and my kong and my food. Walkin’ ’round the neighborhood elevates my mood. I eat a lot of things that I shouldn’t, you can bet. But I’ve made some nice friends at the Sunset vet. I got a pet peeve, and I’m giving you a sign: I can be no friend of a furry feline! I cost a lot in healthcare, and I don’t have a job, but Mom keeps me around ’cause she loves her some Bob!

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