Grrrrrrr— Oh it’s you. Well hello, my name is Humphrey. My mommy named me after the super-suave Humphrey Bogart because she loves Casablanca. She didn’t expect me to take on his aloof personality, but here we are. You’ll have to excuse my grumpiness. I’m a bit peeved because my parents decided to bring a new roommate into the house without asking me for my permission. Apparently he’s my human brother, but I don’t really see the resemblance. For the first few months he was kind of a crybaby, so mommy and daddy were giving him a lot of extra attention. However, after spending more time with him, I realized that we have a lot in common, from hating sunlight to throwing our heads back whenever our parents pick us up. He also turned me onto a great new show called Curious George that we should totally watch together, so let me know if you’re free!

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