Augustus, age 3

I live the good life. With daily walks, endless supplies of cuddles, and a constant flow of snacks, what more could a dog want? The only minor setback is my big brother, Watson. I love him, but he is, as Mom says, “The Golden Child.” He always gets the most attention, and everyone is constantly talking about how perfect he is: perfect eyes, perfect hair, perfect personality, blah blah. But no one tells me I’m perfect. Honestly, it is a tiny bit insulting. It’s not my fault I didn’t exactly get those long Cavapoo ears or that sweet disposition. I’m a unique soul. But I’m not complaining. (Mom says I do that too much.) I guess I will just have stay here and wait for some genius human to finally notice my superiority. I’m still waiting.

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