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Hi! My name is Dalbus Dumbledore Winniehoney Campbell, but you can call me Dale. I am 13 but a puppy at heart. I was born in Michigan but went to UT in Austin for law school. You may see me walking around town with my dog-mom, dog-grandmom, or human siblings, Tiger, Eloise, and Clark. I love frisbee and fetch, but my favorite pastime is running around the tennis court while people are playing until I get so hot I have to jump in the pool. I know many words, such as “walk,” “sit,” “fetch,” and “up” and how to play hide and seek. I hate thunderstorms and hide from Zeus under furniture or get some extra pets from my humans to get through. My favorite foods are bacon and peanut butter. I serve as a part-time Roomba during mealtimes as well as full-time guard dog with the ability to deter any criminals that hate petting sweet doggie doodles.
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