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Hello! My name is Copper Dash Lerner. I am pretty new to the area. You should know that I am super friendly, and really want to meet you! So when you see me, I will sit down, wag my tail, and wait for you to come up to me. Sometimes, I’ve sat and waited but we missed each other. That’s ok, I’ll catch you next time! I want to say thanks to everyone who has brought me a toy, but honestly, I really enjoy rolls of toilet paper. They taste delicious, and my family loves to chase me around once I get them. Fun for everyone. I have three brothers who love to play ball and rub my tummy. I try to have sleepovers in their rooms, but my parents won’t let me. I get sad and pee on their floor. I am starting some meditation to work through my “anger management” . . . I’ll keep you posted on that.
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