Nugget Layne, age 1

’Sup, I’m Nugget, the dog formerly known as Biscuits. I’ve got a lot to say and prefer to express myself through the art of yodeling. I get lots of compliments on my yodels. When I’m scared, I like to pretend I’m a hat and perch on my mom’s head. It makes her feel special because who else in the world has a yodeling dog hat? When I get hungry, I pretend I’m a human to trick my parents into giving me people food. The key is to sit at the table while Mom and Dad are eating and stare deeply into their eyes. It works 4/10 times. Pretty good odds. I love playing with my cousins, Noodles and Gorilla. Even though Gorilla is older than us, Noodles and I are way bigger. Gorilla keeps talking about the 2024 USA Olympic fetch team, but I’m more interested in befriending bugs I find in the kitchen.

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