Elvis, age 11

I love my new family! They give me food, treats, water, love, food, treats – and also food. They even took me to Dr. Dev to fix my sore teeth. He had to remove 10 of them, so now my tongue sticks out a bit. Don’t worry – I still have 32. Dad says Dr. Dev must have pulled all my wisdom teeth. (Dad jokes are the worst.) My hobbies are sleeping, barking at frenemies, locking myself in my brother’s room, and crying while deciding where to eat treats. (I just can’t with anyone watching.) My sister likes to pick me up and hold me like a baby. It’s not my favorite, but I know she loves me. I sleep in her room – Mom says it’s kind of like having a husband because I snore almost as loud as Dad. If I see you around, I will be so happy to meet you!

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